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Dick Cheney walked onstage to thunderous applause. He has become a loud voice for national security ever since our President appointed Janet the-system-works Napolitano as Secretary of Homeland Security. You know, because he actually likes America, is proud to be an American, and wants to keep America around for a few more generations.
He said that when Liz asked him for advice on what to say, as she usually does before a speaking engagement (smart girl, I do the same thing with my dad) he mentioned that he’d like to attend CPAC with her. “Ok,” she said, “But only as arm candy.”
Vice President Cheney said that he enjoys CPAC because it keeps conservatism and its fundamental principles alive. He also said that he’s encouraged by recent conservative developments in Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, and that he expects to see more in the novemeber elections.
2010 is going to be a phenomenal year.
Dick Cheney said so.


