Archive for the ‘Personal’ Category

My regular readers (I love you both, by the way) know that I’m a big dork.  Remember when I met Michelle Malkin and Liz Cheney last fall?  Or how about two days ago when Marco Rubio said “Hi” to me?  I get excited when I meet people that I admire and respect from the far off distance of my living room.  I blog with a toddler in my lap; my life is not glamorous. People like Malkin and Cheney and Rubio are like rock stars to this political nerd.

I was in the blogger’s lounge at CPAC this afternoon when Steven Crowder walked in.  I wanted an interview for The Smart Girl Report.  So I grabbed him.  ”Hi, I’m Jenny Erik-”

“Yeah! You’re Jenny Erikson! I know you!”

I think my heart skipped a beat.  I really admire Crowder’s guts in truth seeking and his humor and energy in reporting it.  He’s, you know, a real reporter, not some smart-mouthed chick with with a blog like yours truly.  Once I got the knot out of my tongue, I asked him if he would please do an interview with me on RFC Radio.  He said he’d love to, and he gave a great interview about being a young conservative and of course some new media talk.  I’ll link you guys to it when the tech czars at RFC get it up for me.

When we were done chatting on the air, I asked him to record a quick promo for my show.  Which he did.  And he said I was a dish.  *swoon*

That promo is going to get played a lot.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

One of our founding fathers is credited with penning those prophetic words over 200 years ago.  Tonight, the Pelosi health care bill passed the House of Representative.  If this “health care reform” passes the senate and is signed by the president, American citizens will be under even more government oppression than they already are.  We will have lost the freedom to choose for ourselves what we feel is best for our own lives regarding health care.

The democrats say they want freedom of choice- the freedom for same sex couples to marry, the freedom for a woman to end the life of the child in her womb… yet they deny Americans the choice of health care?  They increase my taxes to pay for the health care of others that may not even want it?  They take my hard earned money and apply it as they see fit, denying me the opportunity to spend it on a little poor child’s Christmas presents?  I love Angel tree programs.  I always do what I can to help.  This year might be the last year, as my taxes sky rocket to support massive government entitlement programs.

Please tell the children that I’m sorry.

…But that wouldn’t be me.  I’m the candid conservative, remember?  I say what’s on my mind.

If I were suave and cool, I might casually let it drop that I just had lunch with Michelle Malkin and Liz Cheney.  And that Ms. Malkin said to me, and I quote, “Nice to meet you.” And that Ms. Cheney instigated a conversation with the table about potty-training.  Potty-training is not, in this mom’s opinion, to be taken lightly. And that Ms. Malkin asked where I was coming from, and when I told her, she said, “San Diego, huh? Great!”

If I were cool, I totally could.

But I’m not.

So I won’t.

I’ll do this instead.

I JUST HAD LUNCH WITH MICHELLE MALKIN AND LIZ CHENEY!

I’ve grown up with the law.  Literally.  My parents met in law school, and my mom was pregnant with me when she graduated.  I spent the first 6 months of my life nestled in her arms as she studied for the bar exam (although now that I have my own darling little hooligans, I can barely believe I was that good of a baby.  My mom is just THAT SMART for passing the bar on the first try.).

Many Saturdays and school holidays were spent at my parents’ law office; making forts under my dad’s big walnut desk, coloring pictures with florescent highlighters, and making paperclip chain necklaces.  I didn’t understand what they did, but I saw that they loved it.  I knew they worked passionately and tirelessly.  I knew I wanted to be just like them when I grew up.

In second grade, my teacher asked us students to share what we would like to be when we grew up.  After several ballerinas, teachers, and firemen, it was my turn to answer.  “A United States Supreme Court Justice.  But I’d settle for senator.”  What a mouth I had even at the age of eight!

Needless to say, I’ve always been fascinated with the law.  It’s probably why I’m so passionate about politics.  I want politicians to uphold the Constitution.  You know, that thing upon which our laws are based?  That simple document that built the greatest nation the world has ever seen?  The one signed by George Washington, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and lots of other dudes in funny looking clothes?  Yeah, that’s the one.

So it’s no surprise that sparks of excitement practically shot out my fingers and toes when my mom invited me to attend a lecture by the Honorable Antonin Scalia, of the United States Supreme Court.  Justice Scalia (a Reagan nominee) is an outspoken proponent of Constitutional Orginalism, the idea that the Constitution is not a living, breathing document that is given to morph through the years into something unrecognizable to the founders of our great nation.  A constitutional originalist understands that times and technology may change, but that we must calculate the trajectory of the meaning of the founders in the original document.

I had an invitation to hear the foremost authority in the country talk about an issue that is near and dear to me.  To say that I was thrilled would be an understatement.  I even showed up two hours early to the event.  Well, you never know if you’re going to get a flat tire, or maybe spill your Coke Zero on your blouse and have to make a mad dash to the nearest clothing store to buy a new, unstained shirt.  Thankfully, I made it to the venue in plenty of time, and managed to snag a seat in the third row.

The auditorium filled up behind me while jittery nervousness coursed through my veins.  Justice Scalia is a man that I’ve held in high esteem for years, and everyone knows that pedestals have a tendency to crumble.  The room began to hush as four very scholarly looking professors made their way onto the stage.  Mike Rappaport (the Director for Study of Constitutional Originalism at USD) introduced the man of the hour.

Within the first 27 seconds, I knew that my image of Justice Scalia would not come crumbling to the ground.  He was at ease.  He made jokes with the professors and the audience.  His defense of “the enduring Constitution” was clearly defined and well articulated. He didn’t talk above our heads, but he didn’t dumb it down either.  He was not boring.

And now I have a new favorite buzz term: Constitutional Originalism.  Justice Scalia explained that if judges do not hold to originalism, they will rewrite the Constitution, which would change the very nature of America. (Rewriting the constitution should not be confused with amendments, which have done wonderful things like abolishing slavery and giving equal rights to men and women of all skin colors.)

Here’s what I learned:

It keeps up with the times. A common criticism of originalism is that it’s impractical.  The Constitution was implemented long before vehicles, computers, or indoor plumbing were an everyday part of life.  How is it possible to stay true to such an ancient document in a modern world?  Justice Scalia gave the example of Saia v. New York, a case in which amplified sound was an issue.  Of course there was no electronically amplified sound at the time of the Constitution.  A non-originalist judge might make up any new rule that he felt like on the particular day that the case was handed to him.  An originalist judge would try to figure out how our founders would’ve ruled on such a case given the current technology.  Even though there wasn’t electronically amplified sound 200 years ago, there were certainly public nuisances.  The originalist then could focus on whether the case violated public nuisance laws.

Even liberals can be originalists- In the summer of 2008, the Supreme Court saw a case regarding the right to keep and bear arms. In DC v. Heller, the court held that the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution protects an individual’s right to possess a firearm for private use.  All of the opinions issued, even the two dissents, were originalist opinions.  Although they arrived at different conclusions, the Justices examined what the founders intended in, “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

It is ok (and sometimes necessary) to impose limitations on Constitutional rights.  A convicted felon does not have a right as an individual to keep and bear arms. Drunk drivers may be discriminated against by having their licenses revoked.  Screaming, “FIRE!” in a crowded public place as a joke does not fall within the bounds of free speech.

It’s hard to do the right thing. Part of the fun of being a non-originalist is that you can make up whatever you like.  If our courts and legislature do not hold true to the meaning and intent of the Constitution, what do they cling to?  Their own convictions and morality?  It’s much easier to make decisions based on how you feel, or upon popular opinion, than it is to make them based on that mean old rule book.

Someone calling him or her self The Masked Man commented on my Kool-Aid post this morning. It has sense been deleted, but never fear, I have saved it for posterity! When I decided to publicly voice my thoughts and opinions on politics, I knew this sort of thing was coming (it always does on either side of the issue), but who knew it would come so soon? I almost feel a little sense of pride in my *Hateful Reader Response* deflowering.

Stood by long enough. You Are a HORRIBLE CLOSE MINDED BIGOT.

You are a spoiled little girl who doesn’t understand that more so many people are suffering around you. You’ve always had Daddy’s money or Your Husband’s Money while people around you can’t even afford a car to LIVE in. I don’t give a shit about the fact that you think you are better than people because your family has money to send people to college or to send a daughter to a private schools. The fact remains,you have been given options most of America hasn’t seen. I can’t believe your daughter is going to be raised to believe the horrible things you guys do.

You keep talking about how horrible it will be to live in this country under Barack Obama… I have a solution. You should leave it. Just leave. People are losing jobs and losing homes. People who never did anything wrong, good people, are being forced into terrible situations and you and your spiteful family are more interested in yourselves than your common man.

You post videos that show support for common Republican Hateful Thoughts like Sexism, Homophobia, Racism, Greed, Greed, Greed! You are only as good as the things you support. If you post a video with any of those things, you are sexist, racist, homophobic, Greedy, Greedy, Greedy. Jennifer, YOU ARE A TRUE MONSTER!

Wow, what a way to stand up for what you believe in and make a case for your point of view- anonymously post hateful things that are so far from the truth that it’s laughable! I actually feel bad for my fantastic, intelligent, well-educated liberal friends because you, Masked Man, risk giving them a bad name with your barely coherent babbling and name calling. President Elect Obama would be ashamed of your behavior.

But wait! There’s more! I immediately went to make my family blog private, and The Masked Man had commented on a post about my five year old daughter’s class trip to the pumpkin patch.

MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT YOUR DAUGHTER LEARNS TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR SKEWED SENSE OF LOGIC AND ETHICS, AND CAN BECOME WHAT HER FAMILY NEVER WAS, HUMAN!

Oh yes, you’ve won me over with your eloquence now!

What a joke.

PS- don’t mess with my children.