Some things are just meant to go together. Peanut butter and chocolate. The beach and sunscreen. Tequila and limes.

Somethings do not belong together. A few days ago, I squeezed a lime into my rum and Coke Zero. Oops, make that my rum and vanilla flavored Coke Zero. It tasted odd, to say the least.

Remember the Friends episode when Rachel tried to help Monica make Thanksgiving dinner by making a trifle, but then mixed up the recipe with one for shepherd’s pie? Remember when Ross said the combination of jam, custard, and ground beef tasted like feet? That was funny.

While I’m sure that boobs and alcohol will sometimes work in concert together, I’m not sure that they should have their very own duet.

Besides, what happens as you sip sip sip your way to a flat chest?

From Fox News:

There’s now a perfect gift for the girl who has everything — including a desire to secretly drink while simultaneously getting a breast lift, the New York Daily News reported Thursday.

The Wine Rack, a sports bra with a plastic “bladder” that can hold an entire bottle of wine, is featured at the BaronBob.com website. “You won’t find this at Victoria’s Secret,” Paul Krasulja of BaronBob boasted to the paper.

“I don’t consider it fine looking lingerie. But it is a good looking piece.”

He won’t get many arguments about the good looking part. Basically the $29.95 device is a black sports bra with a polyurethane bladder inside and a drinking tube long enough to sip from. Add liquid, and the website promises you will “turn an A cup into double D’s.”

And where, exactly, would you want to sport this piece of equipment? The website suggests filling it with wine or cocktails and wearing it to “movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings.”

Hmm, PTA meetings you say? Maybe I’ll get one after all…