Michale Moore is at it again.  Blaming rich, white, capitalist pig-men for all of America’s problems.  Which would be the equivalent of me blaming church-going, child-rearing, blond moms for all of America’s problems.

In his latest cinematic attack on the founding principles of America (Capitalism, A Love Story), Moore discusses the vileness of men and women who love money, and who will stop at nothing to add a few more bucks to their already bloated bank accounts.

And you know, since the film is all about the evils of capitalism, Moore is not charging audiences to view his masterpiece. He has released it online for anyone to download, free of charge.  Anyone that wants to watch it can; even homeless people can walk into a library and watch it-completely free.  Michael Moore would never, ever, cross his heart and hope to die take a single dollar out of the pockets of hard-working-yet-screwed-over-by-wall-street Americans.

No?  He’s not?  It’s being released in theaters?  And then being sold on dvd?  That’s weird… well, I’m sure that he donates every cent of profit above $50,000 (approximately the approximate household income in the U.S.) to the poor, down trodden Americans he claims to speak for. No? I’m sorry, what was the movie about again?  The evils of capitalism, right?  Huh.

That’s weird.