Although he’s only been President for two months, Obama has already shattered many records set by previous leaders of the free world. Even in his first day in office, he managed to win the unofficial “Most Money Ever Spent on an Inauguration.” Heck, his election itself made history, as he is the first black man to win the position.

He’s had more criminals appointed to his cabinet than any other president in the history of our great country. One of them, Tim Geitner, actually had the balls to not step down, as Richardson and Daschle did. Attorney General Eric Holder openly calls US citizens cowards and implies that we’re all racists. Judd Gregg withdrew his nomination for commerce secretary not because he himself is a nasty dude, but because he just couldn’t stomach the Obama Administrations plans for America.

He’s spent more of our money in two months than George W. Bush spent in eight years.

I suppose this new record breaker seems like small beans in comparison to everything President Obama has accomplished since January, but it is definitely worth nothing. Tonight, he will become the first sitting president in history to appear on a talk show.

Wow, what a cool guy! Too bad coolness does not end recessions, create jobs, keep citizens safe, nor divert disasters such as ice storms, Mexican drug lord slayings, and shooting sprees in Alabama.

Coolness does not equal greatness. Celebrities should not become presidents. Can we please try to remember that in 2012?

So many people are up in arms about the 165 million dollar bonuses promised to AIG execs. In the MSM, I’ve heard such comments as, “It’s not fair!” and, “Why should we reward failure?”

Why indeed?

Maybe politicians should have actually read the policies and contracts in place when they decided to hand over $170,000,000,000 in tax payer funds. That’s money out of our paychecks. Even if you’re part of the 40% or so of working Americans that don’t pay income taxes, it’s money out of your boss’s paycheck, and guess what? That’s less money he has to pay you. Don’t be bitter if you don’t get that raise this year, just be thankful that you still have a job.

Now that the deed is done, pay the AIG people the money that was promised them. Let it be a lesson. Next time, please read the fine print. And the lesson for you, John and Jane America? In 2010, let’s vote some people into office that actual care about us “little people” just trying to make a living, ok?